The Bearded Lady

So I was out walking my regular path through the neighborhoods in the afternoon, and I see three kids up ahead: two boys and a girl, probably around 6 to 8 years old. They’re scooting around on skateboards, and when I get to about 20 yards from them, one of the boys waves at me and says, “Hi mom!”

I continue walking, and after three or four steps, the boy says, “Oops, that’s not my mom.”

I have a mustache and goatee. At the time, I also had two days growth of beard. What does this kid’s mom look like?

Bullgrit
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