MySpace

My brother is on MySpace, and he’s mentioned a couple of times that I ought to make my own page there. So I jumped in. It’s not what I expected.

I tried to make my page over there look similar to this site, and I put up some blog posts (copied from here). My brother asked his friends to hit me up over there, and I got a few hits — one of which came here (Hi Michelle!) — but most of the people contacting me are porn-site girls. I had three or four of brogrit’s friends contact me, but then I got ten hits from girls with just a first name: Jackie, Amanda, Sally, Irene, Synthia, Luisa, Alice, Celia, Kathleen, and Nathalia.

When Jackie contacted me, asking to be a friend, she left no message with her request. I figured she was one of brogrit’s friends, but I went to check out her page first. Her page was private — only friends could view it. So I accepted her as a friend and then went back to her page:

I’m a slim and attractive college girl, but I’m also a little shy and reserved. I started this page to meet new people, and my friends said I should take pictures of myself to break out of my shell. Here’s a link to my pictures. Take a look and tell me what you think.

Well, I was half gullible and half curious and half dirty old man, so I clicked the link to see the pictures. pr0n. Yep. And unfortunately for my fortuitous click to porn (with an excuse for the accident), the site requires registration and payment to see anything.

After that first girl’s friend hit, each day I got another hit from another girl with no messages. A couple of days have passed now with no more hits, so maybe the chicks are giving up on me. Sorry, ladies, but this bull is settled and happy with his cow.

Bullgrit
bullgrit@totalbullgrit.com