For the Classic D&D crowd, this next shirt needs no explanation. For those sadly uncool kids who never experienced Original and Basic D&D:
Ability scores were generated by rolling 3d6 and placing the numbers in the order shown below. No point buy, no rearranging, and no Physical Stat/Mental Stat logical order.
3d6 In Order
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Why do men act the way they do? Testosterone. You’d think most people would just know that every man is full of testosterone, but it seems that some people must see a full-fledged sign to understand. Hence this helpful shirt.
WARNING: CONTAINS TESTOSTERONE
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The best sauce on the market. Made from 100% Pure Win. Add to steak, pork, chicken, fish, potatoes, just about anything, (except salad).
This design is available on t-shirts and grilling aprons.
AWESOME SAUCE
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Most of our Southern belles are pure sweetness, and we good ol’ boys are happy about that. But here and there, some of our belles are . . . otherwise. And sometimes we good ol’ boys are a little happy about them, too.
Hell’s Belles
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