Diet Sabotage

Because of my mid-life crisis fitness quest, I’ve really tried to avoid sweets as much as possible. But desserts are my greatest weakness. If I’m not totally in control, I so easily fall for a piece of cake, a cookie, a brownie, or candy. Sometimes I just have a sweet-attack and scrounge for anything sweet I can find around the house. Usually we don’t have much sweet stuff in the cupboards and pantry, or else Wifegrit keeps them well hidden. A few days ago I was in one of my sweet tizzies and looking around for some kind of sweet, and I found the mother load hidden at the top and back of the pantry.

I pulled everything out and set it on the kitchen table. What the hell? Do you think my wife is trying to sabotage my diet?

Her response: “But it was all on really good sales.”

I ended up baking a batch of cookies. She saved me from worse damage by taking the other packages away and hiding them, (I suspect at her mother’s house).

Bullgrit