Correction
Bullgrit: “I posted your joke on my blog.”
Cowgrit: “Which joke?”
Bullgrit: “The only joke you know.”
Cowgrit: “I know more than one joke!”
Bullgrit: “No you don’t. It’s the only joke you’ve ever been able to remember and tell correctly.”
Cowgrit: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Bullgrit: “Yep, that’s it.”
Cowgrit: “To show the ‘possum it could be done.”
Bullgrit: “Right.”
Cowgrit: “I know another joke.”
Bullgrit: “Oh yeah? What is it?”
Cowgrit: “Why did God give men a bigger brain than dogs?”
Bullgrit: “I taught you that joke back in college. That’s my joke.”
Cowgrit: “So they won’t hump your leg at a party.”
Bullgrit: “And you actually remembered it.”
Cowgrit: “Knock, knock.”
Bullgrit: “Oh, you’re gonna use jokes from the boys, now? Who’s there?”
Cowgrit: “Apple. . . . No! I mean Banana.”
Bullgrit: <laughing> “That’s Calfgrit3’s only joke. You’re stealing jokes from a 3-year-old?”
Cowgrit: “Shoot.”
Bullgrit: “See?”
Cowgrit: “But I do know more than one joke.”
Bullgrit: “Okay. I’ll correct my blog. You can tell more than one joke. You know TWO jokes.”
Bullgrit
bullgrit@totalbullgrit.com
