This has consistently been one of my best selling t-shirts. Wifegrit just pointed out that, although I created it about a year and a half ago, I never introduced it on my blog. Terrible oversight on my part, that.
So, here it is for official introduction, my “Minions” t-shirt. They’re numbered from 1 to 6. If you have more than six minions, you have an army, and should look into uniforms instead of t-shirts.
Minion T-Shirt
Bullgrit
My 7 year old gave me the idea for this t-shirt design. While talking about how much he liked playing soccer, he came right out and said the most important thing about playing any game: “I love to score.”
Yes, son, everyone loves to score. So I designed a t-shirt to let everyone know that’s what is on your mind.
I Love to Score
And by simply removing the scoreboard from the design, it’s a double entendre for dads, (and non-dads), to wear…
I Love to Score
Bullgrit
When I showed this shirt to Calfgrit10, he immediately burst into laughter. Loud laughter. So loud that his little brother came running from across the house to see what was happening.
When Calfgrit6 arrived, and looked, big brother pointed to the t-shirt and said, “Spell that.”
After he spelled it out loud, he smiled in slightly embarrassed humor, and Calfgrit10 again burst into raucous laughter. I took all this as proof that this design is a hit with the 10 year old and under crowd.
And then CG6 spent the rest of the evening spelling icup out loud, and CG10 spent the rest of the evening overreacting to the joke.
icup
Bullgrit
I’ve put a couple new t-shirt designs in the store. The first is printed on baby clothes and kids’ shirts:
CAUTION BIOHAZARD
If you have kids, you know what kind of nasty stuff comes out of them and gets on them. If they were not human beings, the EPA would run yellow tape around them and evacuate everyone within 100 yards.
Bullgrit