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Sleeping on the Aircraft Carrier

For our weekend stay on the USS Yorktown, our scout group slept in the general crew quarters at the stern of the aircraft carrier. About 120 dads and scouts bunked in three rooms, each only maybe 50% bigger than our master bedroom at home. There were 44 sleepers in our particular room.

The bunks were stacked in pairs, 4 high. In the floor space that a cheap and small normal double bed would take, there were eight sleepers. Calfgrit8 and I slept side-by- side on the second bunk from the floor.

Getting in and out of the bunks took a special gymnastic talent. Some of the boys could climb up and jump from one bunk set to the next like acrobats. Us dads, though, were a little more cautious and slow.

I tried several different ways to get into my bunk, but only one way actually worked. Just climb in head first, face down, then roll over onto my back or side. The mattresses are almost exactly my length, and only a few inches wider than my shoulders.

Once in bed, there was only six inches between the tip of my nose to the bottom of the bunk above me. If I wasn’t careful when rolling over on to my side, my shoulder would scrape the wire supports of the bunk above me. And, of course, any movement by any one of the eight in the bunk set could be felt by everyone else above, below, and beside him.

Getting out of bed was even more difficult because one mistake could have you tumbling out onto the hard, steel floor. It’s obvious that these berths were designed for 19 year olds, not for 40 year olds. Of course the 7-10 year olds not only didn’t have a problem with the berths, they loved climbing in, out, and on them.

Although I got used to sleeping in the bunk by the second night (after one night and one nap), the thing that I couldn’t get used to was the fact that we had nowhere to sit. I’m so used to sitting on the edge of my bed at home to put on my socks and shoes, and for any of the multitude of functions that sitting down helps with. I found myself several times kind of spinning in a circle, lost at trying to sit down somewhere. I had to sit on the floor to put on my socks and shoes, and had to kneel over the suitcase on the floor to get out our clothes. It’s amazing how a mind gets so used to something so basic that it shuts down when that basic expectation is taken away.

Taps and lights out was 11:00 pm, and reveille and lights on was at 6:00 am. Eleven to six is not all that unusual for me (Calfgrit4 gets us up at 6:00 normally, every day), but Calfgrit8 needs and gets 11-12 hours of sleep each night at home. Plus, the heavy activities of the day — climbing, playing, and exploring what amounts to a giant playground — made everyone extra tired. The uncomfortable bunk sets with 8 sleepers, and the noises and disturbances that come from sleeping in a room with 40+ other people (a dad or two snoring, a couple of boys talking and laughing), made the sleeping time not as restful as needed.

The sleeping and bathing arrangements (1 shower per ~30 people) were the least fun parts of this adventure on the Yorktown. I’ll tell you about the more fun parts tomorrow.

(The ladies on this adventure were set up in the officers’ quarters — no more than 4 people per room. Harrumph.)

Bullgrit

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Cub Scout Trip to USS Yorktown

Today, Calfgrit8 and I leave for Charleston, SC, to spend the weekend aboard the USS Yorktown. His Cub Scout pack is part of several scout packs (and one Girl Scout troop) who are being allowed to spend all weekend, including two nights, on the aircraft carrier.

We’re leaving home about 1:00 p.m. and driving five hours, just the two of us. We’re both really looking forward to the trip. Sadly, Calfgrit4 is just as interested in it, but he won’t be going. He and Cowgrit are going to my hometown to visit the grandparents.

At the Yorktown, we’ll be sleeping in the crew bunks, eating in the ship’s mess hall, and will have full, free reign for exploring the ship. Saturday morning, after breakfast, we’ll take a boat over to Fort Sumter. Saturday afternoon we may watch the movie Tora! Tora! Tora! in the ship’s theater. All other time we’ll just look around at whatever there is to be seen. Looking at www.patriotspoint.org it looks like there’re aircraft and spacecraft to see on the ship. Very cool.

I’ve been to the USS North Carolina several times, and I’ve been to the USS Intrepid a couple times, but this will be CG8’s first visit to a ship. I don’t know which of us is more excited.

Bullgrit

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Naming a Dog

We’re still thinking about getting a dog. We really want one, but one thing after another has forced the actual procurement back week after week after week. The other day, Cowgrit contacted me through instant messenger with a link to some puppy pictures. Then we started talking about names for a new dog.

Instant Messenger Conversation

Cowgrit: http:<link>

Cowgrit: look at pictures

Bullgrit: very cute

Cowgrit: :-)

Cowgrit: i am gooing to send her an email…….

Cowgrit: how cute is the name “tinker” for a pup? Bubbles? River?

Bullgrit: Tinker maybe. Bubbles, River, no.

Cowgrit: :-)

Cowgrit: :-(

Cowgrit: autum?Summer, storm? Bella, Edward?

Bullgrit: LOL

Bullgrit: Arwin

Cowgrit: ?

Cowgrit: Twilight? Vamp?

Bullgrit: Lord of the Rings

Cowgrit: Disney, bell, Snow white?

Cowgrit: Lord, hhmmmm

Bullgrit: Arwin is from LotR

Bullgrit: Eowyn

Bullgrit: also LotR

Bullgrit: Though I like the character, not so much the name.

Cowgrit: i guess if we are getting a girl, we need to think girl names, Princess, Lilltle Lady……

Bullgrit: I was picking girl names.

Bullgrit: Mary Jane?

Cowgrit: Lord of the rings?

Bullgrit: LOL

Bullgrit: Mary Jane = Spider-Man.

Bullgrit: Geez

Bullgrit: Keep up.

Bullgrit: :-D

Cowgrit: Calfgrit4 does NOT like SM

Bullgrit: Bella is okay.

Cowgrit: kinda of a nice ring to it…..

Bullgrit: Tinker or Disney is good, too.

Cowgrit: :-)

Bullgrit: Cerebus

Bullgrit: Hell Hound

Cowgrit: <roll eyes>

Bullgrit: Veramathix

Cowgrit: <stop smiley>

Bullgrit: :-D

Bullgrit: Killer

Cowgrit: <stop smiley>

Bullgrit: Silver Slayer

Bullgrit: Buffy!

Cowgrit: Cinderella

Bullgrit: Rella

Cowgrit: sleeping beauty

Cowgrit: Rella is cute

Cowgrit: minnie

Cowgrit: daisy

Bullgrit: Sleeping Beauty = Aurora

Cowgrit: :-)

Bullgrit: too much of a mouth full, though. Say it out loud.

Cowgrit: you are right, kids might have a problem

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Our first dog’s name was Geordi — from Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Generation. We were both STTNG fans, and we both liked the name. For this time, though, it seems we don’t have a commonly-liked source to pull from.

Bullgrit

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Restaurant Surveys

Continued from yesterday.

The “How Are We Doing?” survey card I took from the Golden Corral restaurant table, with the waitress’ name on it:

Food: Poor, Average, Good, Excellent

Service: Poor, Average, Good, Excellent

Employees: Poor, Average, Good, Excellent

Cleanliness: Poor, Average, Good, Excellent

Value: Poor, Average, Good, Excellent

The above is a sensible and, I would presume, useful questionnaire. The answers are intuitive for the implied questions — “How was the food?” — and the answers actually, logically mean something. “Good” means better than average, and “Excellent” means better than good. The answers are objective adjectives to describe the subject.

But the online survey form is stupid:

The food tasted great: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neither Agree nor Disagree, Agree, Strongly Agree

The wait staff was friendly and hospitable: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neither Agree nor Disagree, Agree, Strongly Agree

The dining room was clean: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neither Agree nor Disagree, Agree, Strongly Agree

The food areas were clean: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neither Agree nor Disagree, Agree, Strongly Agree

Apparently “Strongly Agree” is supposed to be better than “Agree.” But that’s neither intuitive nor logical. The response is not to a question, but to a statement. It’s not “How did the food taste?”, it’s “The food tasted great.”

If I say “Agree,” does that mean the food tasted great? If I answer “Strongly Agree,” does that mean the food tasted better than great?

If the dining room was dirty, do I simply disagree that it was clean, or strongly disagree? Does “Strongly Disagree” mean dirtier than “Disagree”? Does “Neither Agree nor Disagree” mean the dining room was somewhat clean or somewhat dirty?

To make matters worse with these surveys, it seems that many restaurants are only happy with “Strongly Agree”-type answers. (Or “Very Satisfied” depending on the restaurant.)

Over the past year, I’ve had a few waiters and waitresses talk to me about these online surveys advertised on the meal receipts. Recently a Chili’s waitress directly told me that they only get credit for “Very Satisfied” answers. Out of curiosity, I checked out the online survey to see what she was talking about. The survey items were similar to the statements above, and the answers were: Very Unsatisfied, Unsatisfied, Satisfied, Very Satisfied.

So the server would only get kudos or brownie points if I answered the statement “The service was great” with “Very Satisfied.”

Apparently this is also the case with Golden Corral. My waitress — who was excellent, despite the restaurant being a buffet service — wrote her name on my meal receipt with a parenthetical note: “strongly agree”. Had she not written that note, and had I not previously had an explanation from a different waitress at a different restaurant, I would have responded to “The wait staff was friendly and hospitable” with simply “Agree”.

I mean, I agree that my waitress was friendly and hospitable. But apparently the management of GC isn’t truly happy unless a customer taking the time to visit the company Web site and fill out the online survey strongly agrees with the statement. Merely agreeing is dismissable.

Survey “questions” phrased as statements (requiring other than simple “True or False” or “Agree or Disagree” answers) are stupid and misleading: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neither Agree nor Disagree, Agree, Strongly Agree (this means I think they are stupider and misleadinger than if I just said “Agree”)

The sky is blue: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neither Agree nor Disagree, Agree, Strongly Agree (this means I think it is not blue enough for me to “Strongly Agree”)

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