My mom is moving soon, and so is clearing out a lot of her old unnecessary stuff. Over the past couple of weeks she’s been getting things put out in her garage for a sale. The sale date came this weekend.

I drove up Friday night. I was going to arrive around 10:30, and I expected to just come in and go to bed. I knew garage sales start early, and I knew I’d probably have to wake up around 6:00 a.m. Well, when I arrived, my mom and some family and friends were still working, setting up the tables and items for sale. Arranging things, sticking price tags, etc. So I set to trying to help.

We all worked to past midnight, and we didn’t get to bed until about 1:00 a.m. We set our alarms for 5:00. After four hours of sleep, we all bounced up and out to do the final set up for the sale. At 6:00, the first shoppers arrived.

There was a lot of stuff for sell, and much of it was nice items including some big furniture. We had up to as many as 20 shoppers in the garage and drive way at one time. The people just kept coming and coming. I was amazed. People were buying things left and right, but it seemed like the tables and boxes were never clearing. It was a few hours into the sale before we could tell the sale stock was depleting.

By 1:00, the steam of shoppers had started slowing down. At 2:00, probably 80-90% of our stock was sold, and there were only 1-3 shoppers at any given moment. At this time we started clearing up, packing unsold stuff in boxes and bags to take to Goodwill. We still had a couple shoppers looking through the packed up bags and boxes in my mom’s business van at 2:30 — we ended up just giving some of the last stuff away. By 3:30, the “shop” was completely cleared and closed.

By 4:30, all friends and family (other than myself) had gone home, with lots of thanks. There were four or five furniture items that people had paid for and were coming back to pick up, and my mom and I waited, tiredly, for them to come by.

It was a long (early) and tiring day, but the garage sale was a big success. We got rid of a ton of stuff that we now didn’t have to move or pay someone to move — and we got people to pay us to get take the stuff. Garage sales are amazing.

Bullgrit
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I’ve had to wear my eyeglasses more often lately. The motions of putting on and taking off the glasses are not bothersome. And looking in the mirror, I think the glasses look good on me, or I look good in glasses. (They make me look intelligent.) But I’m still having a mental problem with the concept that I need glasses.

Since I’m still relatively new to my new job/company — just six months into it — when I meet or talk with someone while wearing my glasses, I want to tell them, “I’m not a glasses wearer.” Having nothing on my face (but a mustache and goatee) is part of my self image. When I spot myself in a mirror with the glasses on, I stop and examine myself closely. It just isn’t me.

But now that I’m having to wear these things so often now, I need to go back to the optometrist for a prescription for “real” glasses, instead of these cheap over-the-counter things. And I have to make sure my appointment is at a time when Cowgrit can go with me because I need her to help me pick out the frames.

The only thing worse than having to come to grips with the idea that I really need to wear eyeglasses all the time is spending $300 on glasses that’ll make me look like a dork.

Bullgrit
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The boys and I were at a burger joint together, having fun. I told Calfgrit7 that I learned a new knock-knock joke. “Do you want to hear it?” I asked.

“Yeah.”

“OK, you start it,” I said.

“Knock, knock,” he said.

“Who’s there?” I said, smiling big.

He paused for a moment and then got mad. He crossed his arms over his chest, pouted, and lowered his head to look at me through his eyebrows. He doesn’t like being made the target of jokes.

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Later that night, sitting with Cowgrit because she wanted to show me some Disney World information for planning our vacation, I wanted to try again.

“I have a new knock-knock joke,” I said.

“That’s nice,” she said. “Now check this list of rides in the Magic Kingdom. . .”

Bullgrit
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