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Is My Son Gay?

You may have heard or read the news about a controversial app for the Android phone: Is My Son Gay? Out of a silly sense of curiosity, I looked up the questions allegedly asked by this app. I then sent the 20 questions to my mother and had her answer them regarding me — and my brother. Since both my brother and I have proven to be totally heterosexual, (though I must point out that he is still unmarried, and lives with a guy), and I have no idea how the Is My Son Gay? app calculates a determination from the answers, I thought it would be interesting to see how we come out looking based on our mom’s answers.

Mom answered these 20 questions from her memory of us as pre-teens and teens, when we lived at home.

First, the answers on Bullgrit:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
A: Yes, only didn’t care about brand name.

2. Does he like football?
A: No.

3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
A: No.

4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
A: This one I can’t remember, so I will say no.

5. Does he read sports magazines?
A: No.

6. Does he have a best friend?
A: Yes.

7. Does he like team sports?
A: No.

8. Is he prudish/modest?
A: Yes.

9. Does he like diva singers?
A: Yes.
[Bullgrit: Huh? Who? This is weird. I can’t think of a single diva that I have ever liked.]

10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?
A: Yes.

11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?
A: No.

12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?
A: Yes.

13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation?
A: No.

14. Are you divorced?
A: Yes.

15. Does he like musical comedies?
A: No.

16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
A: Yes.

17. Is the father very strict or authoritarian with his son?
A: No.

18. In your family is the father absent?
A: No.

19. Was he shy as a child?
A: Yes.

20. Is he close to his father?
A: Yes.

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Now, the answers on brogrit:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
A: No.

2. Does he like football?
A: No.

3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
A: No.

4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
A: Yes.

5. Does he read sports magazines?
A: No.

6. Does he have a best friend?
A: Yes.

7. Does he like team sports?
A: No.

8. Is he prudish/modest?
A: No.

9. Does he like diva singers?
A: No.

10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?
A: No.

11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?
A: Yes.

12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?
A: No.

13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation?
A: No.

14. Are you divorced?
A: Yes.

15. Does he like musical comedies?
A: No.

16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
A: Yes.

17. Is the father very strict or authoritarian with his son?
A: No.

18. In your family is the father absent?
A: No.

19. Was he shy as a child?
A: No.

20. Is he close to his father?
A: No.

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So, there we have all the evidence. The answers really say a lot.

I think looking at these answers, the incontrovertible conclusion must be:

The Village People cards were brogrit’s.

That is all.

Bullgrit

 

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6 Responses to Is My Son Gay?

  1. brogrit says:

    i believe the fact that YOU liked that movie “Mama Mia”(set to abba’s music) says alot too…funny that wasnt mentioned. oh, and mom says you do like diva singers….well, that says a lot too…

    i think we need to find out what answers mean what. there has got to be some sort of punchline to the answers.

  2. mom says:

    What is a diva singer? :) A female singer, right???

  3. brogrit says:

    mariah carey, aretha, and the like. are divas….but aretha can be…

  4. FRHide says:

    Those questions can not be serious. I looked it up and I think the ap is a joke. but it is funny that you had your mother answer them for you. That is brave.

    FRHide

  5. Pretty boy says:

    How about your both gay and get over it.

  6. brogrit says:

    @pretty boy…how about have a more manly name before you start talking smack…oh, wait…do i know you?

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