I Will Always Love You is Gay

I have Dolly Parton’s I Will Always Love You on my iPhone. I’ve always thought Dolly’s version from The Best Little Whore House in Texas was better than Whitney Houston’s version from The Bodyguard because in the movies, Dolly’s character has had a years-long relationship with Burt’s compared to the days-long relationship Whitney had with Kevin. So Dolly’s version just seemed to have deeper feeling than Whitney’s; Whitney’s seems shallow.

Anyway, listening to the song the other day, I wanted to watch the scene from TBLWHIT again. I haven’t seen the movie in many years, but I remember that it was pretty good. So I searched YouTube for the scene.

While I was watching that video, an ad popped up for “Find Gay Men.”

That cracked me up. I know some Google ads are determined based on browsing history, but as I’ve never searched for gay men, (especially not from my work computer, where I watched that video), I assume there is something inherently gayish about the video itself for that kind of ad to come up as relevant. So that means, somehow, there is a Google algorithm that equates a musical movie with gay interests.

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