Dumb Blonde

When I was in the shower, I noticed Cowgrit had a couple of new bottles of hair conditioner and shampoo. That’s not unusual, but these both had a big piece of black duct tape covering part of the labels.

Curious, I picked at he edge of the tape until I could peel it back enough to see what was under it. The label said, “Dumb Blonde.” I pressed the tape back into place, and took my shower.

Later, I asked her about the tape on the bottles.

“It’s so Calfgrit7 doesn’t see it and ask about it,” she explained.

Yeah, I can understand that precaution. That boy is reading everything, everywhere.

I didn’t think to ask her at that time, but now that it’s come to my mind, I have to ask Cowgrit why she has “Dumb Blonde” hair care products. She’s neither dumb nor blonde (not even fake blonde).

Bullgrit