I kill someone every week — every Wednesday, every week, for almost 6 months, now. As of this week, I’ve killed 23 people.

American Death is a fictional account of a fictional person’s death, told from the dier’s point of view. I started the series as just an excuse to write some fiction on a regular basis, but it’s become a bit more fun for me, and it’s picked up a small following.

But now I’m offering to kill real people –- using real people’s names, at their request. This real name can be yours. Let me kill you.

Just send me an email (subject: “American Death - Kill Me”) with your full name and date of birth. (Let me know what name you go by if it isn’t your full first name.) If you have a preference or an idea for how you’d like to die, tell me that, too.

This offer is for you only — don’t send me the names of your friends or family, (or enemies). By emailing me your name and birth date you are requesting that I write a short sketch of your own death, from your point of view. Show your death to your friends, use it as an excuse to skip a class or take a day off from work, however you’d like to enjoy it.

I can make no guarantee for your satisfaction. And if you end up dying as I’ve described, either tomorrow or 50 years from now, wow, that’d be a freaky coincidence. Your death on this site is just for entertainment purposes only.

If you don’t live in America, I can still kill you, too. We’ll just pretend you’re an American.

First come, first killed.

Bullgrit

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