Jokes at the Breakfast Table
Categories: At the breakfast table this morning, the boys got on a roll of telling silly and nonsense jokes. Here’s how it went:
6 year old: “Why did the rubber duck cross the road?”
3 year old: “Why?”
6 year old: “He wanted to stretch his legs!”
All laugh.
3YO: “Why did dhe wubba duck ross dhe woad?”
6YO: “I don’t know. Why?”
3YO: mumblemumblemumbleMUMBLE! Laugh!
All laugh.
6YO: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
3YO: “Why?”
6YO: “Because his underwear was falling.”
All laugh.
6YO: “Knock knock.”
3YO: “Who’s dere?”
6YO: “Theodore.”
3YO: “mumbledore who?”
6YO: “Open the door and let me in!”
All laugh.
3YO: “Knock knock.”
6YO: “Who’s there?”
3YO: [looks around the room] “Daddy is at dhe door.”
All laugh.
On and on and on and on and on and on and. . .
Most of the jokes made no sense at all, but they made the boys laugh hysterically. I laughed, too, because of the complete silliness of it all. There were a lot of punchlines involving underwear.
Bullgrit
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